Sunday, May 27, 2007

Tagged Again!

Today I have been tagged by Precious! I have to type seven pawesome things about myself! And then I have to tag 7 other doggies.


Okay, let me think... 7 pawesome things about myself are...

1. I am king of the neighborhood! I own it all. I roam it freely, and explore other people's back yards, and chase their cats. (However, Lizzy doesn't like me roaming the neighborhood by myself. I have to sneak outside when she's not looking!)

2. I am almost 6 years old, yet I am as healthy and playful as a puppy!

3. I am a great guard dog. I bark whenever people come into our yard, and I protect my humans, and make sure no one steals anything belonging to my family. (Except in the middle of the night when I let the burglars break into our cars)

4. I am great at scaring cats! I sneak up behind them very very quietly, and then I bark super loud! The cats usually jump at least 4 feet into the air, and then they run away.

5. I can be a great singer. At camp everyone was singing around the camp fire, and I started howling to join in.

6. I am a fantastic smoocher! I know how to wait until just the right moment, then I attack someone with kisses in the mouth! I think it should be a lovely surprise for someone, but for some reason they find it not too pleasing.

7. I am really good at hiding human food! My favorite place to hide food when guests are over is in their shoes. Only problem is, when the guests leave, so do their shoes, and so my food goes with them! Also, sometimes Lizzy catches me hiding food in guests shoes. A few days ago I was hiding some cow bones in the shoes, and Lizzy saw me snuffling around and asked what I was doing. So I quickly stuffed all the cow bones into my mouth, closed my mouth and looked up at Lizzy and gave her my biggest smile (With my mouth closed, of course. Otherwise Lizzy would see the bones in it). But, unfortunately, Lizzy noticed that I had awfully big cheeks, so she knew I had something in my mouth. I put my head back down and tried to sneak away, but Lizzy grabbed me and made me spit out the bones.


Well, there's the 7 pawesome things! Now I shall tag...

Baily
Spider
T-man
Sweets
Peanut
Mia
Frasier

I hope you all enjoyed reading my 7 pawesome things about myself!

15 comments:

Peanut said...

Oh haha on the bones that is to funny. Sorry you got caught.
I will post my list later.

Nugget said...

Oh Sparky, you are too funny! Nice try with the bones! I don't hide food,,, I just scarf it! I love that you are good at scaring those evil cats.

Licks,
Nugget

Orson said...

Ara Roo Roo............I am gonna have to try out your hoooman food hiding place! BOL!

You are Pawsome Sparky!

xxxooo
Orson

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sparky. Thanks for sharing your facts with us. That thing about the bones is funny!
Have a good night
Lorenza

T-man said...

Hee hee, I like to hide my food too in places like under Mom's pillow. I should try the shoe thing too :)

PreciOus said...

Oh Sparky, I am sure you don't mean to let the burglars break into your cars! Nasty burglars!

Snuggle,
Precious

Jazz and Dixie said...

Hi Sparky,
Nice to meet you. Thanks for dropping by our blog. We enjoyed reading the seven pawsome things about you. It really helped us to get to know you a little better seeing as this is our first time to check you out.
Licks
Jazz and Dixie

Bella said...

hee hee hee Sparky Barky you are as greedy for foodies & treats like me !!! But so mean to the kitties (but funny too).
Wuffs
Bella

Reina the Doxie said...

Helo Sparky!
Nice to meet you!
I like to hide hooman's stuffs too. Especially their slippers!

Love,
Reina

Simba said...

Even a dog has to sleep, you can't be on look out 24/7.

Simba xx

triple B said...

That's some good facts about you. we think you're a pretty cool pup.

Mia said...

Awesome pawsome facts. I especialy enjoyed reading about you being a fantastic smoocher. Too funny. Thanks for the tag, I'm working on it.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hey Sparky, you look young to be 6 years old. :)

~ Girl girl

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh so shoes is not a good place to hide food.....I will remember that Sparky.

Ferndoggle said...

I'm a great kisser too! I'm not allowed to kiss Mom though because it makes her itchy.

Lola