I Can Fly! Not Only Fly, But Walk on Water Too!

I bet you all didn't know I could fly, eh? Well, let me show you...












































I can also run on water!





























Ha, and to think I used to be afraid of water! Well, I'm really a water dog now.

So, we're are finally back from Osoyoos. We had a great time there! But it feels good to be home. Guess what? My birthday is in 2 DAYS! It's coming up really fast! Lizzy got me my birthday presents today, but she said I couldn't open them until my birthday. Ugh, why do I have to wait? It's so hard...

Oh, I have something very important to tell you all! It's about horses. You know, the big things that people sit on whenever they wear these weird "cowboy hat" things? Well... listen closely... did you know that horses are... alive? It's true! I just found out yesterday, and I had to tell everydog today before it's too late! I had no idea horses were alive, until yesterday when my human family went to Timberline Ranch to drop of Lizzy's younger siblings for a week long camp. Well, Lizzy was walking me around the ranch when she noticed two cowboys that were girls, and they were sitting on horses. Now, because I never reacted badly around horses before, Lizzy thought it would be safe to go up to one while still holding onto my leash. And that's what she did. She started petting one of the horses on the nose, and the cowboy girl on the horse was quite friendly and she and Lizzy talked for a little while. I was wondering, why on earth is Lizzy petting a horse? Why doesn't she pet something alive like me? All of a sudden, the horse moved. Sure, I've seen horses move before, but I always thought they were robotic or something. But this one moved it's head into a better position to be petted, and then I thought, wait a minute. Robots don't like being petted, do they? Then why did the horse move it's head into a better position, just like us dogs do when we want to be petted in a certain spot? That was when I knew. Horses are alive. So, what did I do? Well, what any dog would have done, really. I realized that if this horse was alive, it could be dangerous! It could hurt Lizzy! So I have to save her! So, while Lizzy was happily petting the horse, all of a sudden I did the biggest snarl Lizzy has ever heard from me, and I rushed past her, ready to tear that horse apart! Let me tell you, I've never seen Lizzy with a more shocked face in my life. Ha, like she thought I was just gonna happily sit there and watch her pet the horse that was about to kill her! Well, just as I was about to take of that horse's first leg, I felt a big jerk on my neck, a jerk that traveled through my collar, that had come through my leash, and that had started in Lizzy's hand. That jerk puzzled me for enough seconds for Lizzy to grab me and take me away from the horse. What?, I thought. How could Lizzy do this to me? I was saving her life! Why did she have to almost kill me with that jerk and then take me away from the bad horse that was going to kill her?! It just doesn't make any sense. And do you know what's even worse? The horse just stood there. When I lunged at it, it didn't even blink an eyelash. When I snarled, it didn't even twitch an ear. That must be one stupid horse. Well, there's one good thing about all this... I managed to get Lizzy away from the horse. She never went back to it, and she said something like, "I can't go near any more horses with you around, Sparky", but I think she meant that she's glad I saved her life and she won't risk killing herself again.