More Presents and a Walk to the Pond

I got more presents, this time from Butchy and Snickers! Of course, here are the pictures...

Here's all the awesome things I got from Butchy and Snickers!

The tennis balls are my favorite of course, but I also love this new kong toy!

The treats are so yummy! I love them! But I don't like it when Lizzy makes me balance them on my nose.

A big thank you to Butchy and Snickers! I love my new presents!

So the other day Lizzy and I went for a walk up to the pond. She hasn't taken me there for the longest time, (About a week) so I had to answer lots of pee-mail on the way. Lizzy got very impatient with me, but hey, when I get mail, I gotta know what it says and I gotta answer it! Just after we left the house and started walking down the street, I walked Lizzy to the nearest pole and told her to stay and to not pull on my leash while I smell my pee-mail. I was quite shocked at the message. I sniffed it again and again to make sure I smelled it right. It said,

This is my territory. Mine! If you dare try to take it as your own, I will track you down and tear off your ears and tail! That's only if you are lucky. If you still want my territory as your own, I will track you down and kill you! And I will leave you for the cats to eat! This territory is ALL mine, DO NOT TAKE, or you will be extremely sorry! Marked, Toodles the Maltese.

Boy, that "Toodles" guy sounds pretty scary, eh? Well he must have gotten it all wrong, because I've never met Toodles the Maltese in my neighborhood, so he must live somewhere else. This is supposed to me my territory since I live here, so I marked it back. I'm not afraid of Toodles.

I continued walking with Lizzy down the street, when I saw my other pee-mail post and pulled Lizzy to that one and told her to stay. I sniffed my pee-mail, and noticed that Toodles had also left the same message here as well, but it was old. There was a new message on top of his. It said,

This territory is no longer Toodles. It is now MINE! And NO ONE should try to take it back. I can do much more harm to a dog than Toodles can, so you'd better watch your back! If you even TRY to take my territory, then you don't even want to THINK about what I'll do to you. Marked, Fifi the Rottweiler.

Yikes, Fifi sure doesn't sound like the normal Fifi's out there. She's not a little Poodle or anything, she's a Rottweiler! I'm not sure if I can take her on... But I'll have to, because this is supposed to be my territory. So I marked it back,

Too bad for you, Fifi. This territory always was mine, and it always will be! You may smell like dung beetles, but I smell of DEAD SNAKES! MwaHAHAHAHA! Marked, Sparky the Poodle Mix.

I know it doesn't make much sense, but I didn't want the pee-mail to be too short or else Fifi might think I'm wimpy or something. Anyway, we finally got to the pond after I checked and replied to many more messages from different dogs that said practically the same thing. I was relieved to find that the pond is water, so I drank up about half of it because I was very thirsty after the long walk. All of a sudden I saw something. A fish! And another one! I know that fish tastes very good, because my humans often feed me left-over fish they have for dinner. I wonder if I could catch my own fish to eat?


I saw a few more fish, but I wasn't able to catch them. I guess I'll have to stick with eating the left-over fish at dinner. Do you think I'm part Pointer? Because whenever I see an animal that I would very much like to catch and eat, I lift up my paw and point at it with my nose. Well I'm already part Poodle, Cavalier, and Papillon, so why not Pointer too?

On Sunday Lizzy is going to leave me. It will be very sad. She's going to camp and won't be back for 6 whole days! I'll miss her. I won't be able to blog either, because I need Lizzy's help to blog. So this might be my last post for a little while, but maybe I can fit a little post in just before Lizzy goes to camp. Bark to you all later!