Thursday, April 30, 2009

Human Impressions

A big Hello to everydog, cat, person, hamster, and whoever else might be reading this post!  Many of you have been dropping me messages wondering if I'm okay...  And yes, I am doing just fine thank you!  I'm terribly sorry to have disappeared from you all for the last couple months.  My human has been very busy with a lot of schoolwork that she needs to get done before June, and she hasn't had time to help me type out my blog posts.  I would type myself, but it's a lot harder to type with paws than it is to type with actual fingers and thumbs.  I tried to give you all an update a few weeks ago by myself, but it came out something like this:  adsjadjksdkjlllewwwwwwwwww frfr      fgKJhjkkjwrhHJ 98985% JHKKKKKKK8978==-sljdLKJ.  So I'm just gonna let my human type for me, as usual, because I think it's much easier for you all to read my blog this way.  So, though I have been absent for a long time, I'm now back again... But, my human still has lots of work left to do, so it's very hard to find the time to blog.  We will really try to drop a blog now and then to let you all know how things are going, but I probably won't be able to read everyone else's blogs very often...  But don't worry, June is coming quickly, and we shall be back full blast when summer arrives!

Anyway, what have I been up to while my human has been studying?  Well... I've decided to work on my own human impression skills.

The elegant and sophisticated look...  Must keep a good posture, with my chin held high.

 Of course, I can stand too, and walk.  If I want to be a human, I must know how to walk like one.  Must stand up strait, take one step at a time... 

Many humans want their posture to show a little attitude...  Tilt the head a little, put on a small mischeivious smile on one side of the mouth, and look slightly away and down from the camera.  I just forgot to stick out my hip a little in this shot... It would have made me look uber cool. 

Ah yes, and like most humans, I must act a bit self-conscious at times.  
EEEEEEEEK, don't take my picture!!  I'm wearing the wrong bandanna!!!

I'm still working on my human impression, but what do you all think?  Am I ready yet to walk into the grocery store and buy some hamburgers and ice cream?


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...


Woo pikhked a pawesome day to drop bakhk in!

YES, it HAS been a year already!

Now the fun begins again!

I'm glad to see all is well with woo and the hoomans!

Have a great May!


Abby said...

Hi, Sparky...

I think you're almost ready to be human...

All you need to do now is learn how to type??

Abby xxxooo

Nibbles Treats said...

Very impressive - greta job! We have missed you! Glad to hear that you are okay.

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Pearl said...

Sparky, I have really missed your sweet face! You are doing some great human impressions there!

Tell your girl that we hope the end of the school year goes well for her! So glad to hear from you!!!!

Lacy said...

woofs, me missssed u...sorry u Lizzy been really busy...hope it will slow down some fur her soon...

b safe,

Agatha and Archie said...

Wellll you're still as cute as ever!! WE know all about the humans being busy and not letting us blog...geesh!! Love A+A

the professionals said...

wow sparky thats very impressive

Asta said...

It's so good to see you1
I'm bowled ovew..fow a minute I thought it was a fuzzy hooman..but I knew he was too cute fow that, then I wealized it was you being incwedibly levew
smoochie kisses
pee ess Love youw attitoodes

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You look awesome. We love your bandana.. Did you send your picture in it to Norwood. He is having a Bandana bonanza..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

the 4 Bs said...

hi Sparky, we think you look totally human! only better! we are super impressed at your sitting and standing and walking on 2 legs. that is so cool. Brody can only walk on 2 legs when mom is holding him up, but you can do it all by yourself. we are in awe. you are the Cool Pup!


pee ess - we understand about Lizzy studying for school and stuff. she's a good student and she wants to get a good education. it's a good thing she has you to help her study.

Becky said...

Just be careful and don't put your back out. Sure have missed your cute face! Welcome back Sparky!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

What awesome pictures of you, Sparky! You are so darn handsome!
Good choice on the hamburgers and ice cream!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Suzuki said...

We missed you dude!
You do a furry good hooman impersonation :D
Big lics to you

Snowball said...

I think you will be ready to walk into the grocery store anytime to get the hamburger and ice cream you wanted if you put on a pair of jeans and a T-Shirt!

I have never been made to learn to walk on my hind legs before. You are really smart!


Sabrina de Cutie-Pie :) said...

omDOG!this is sooo pawsome...maybe u can ask for more burger from that lady at the counter by showing her some human impression?


Lorenza said...

Hi, Sparky!
You are more than ready! I am so impressed with your human impression!
I am so glad to know everything is ok!
Take care. I hope to see you soon again!
Kisses and hugs

Selba said...

Wow! How do you do that sparky? Walking like human... That's so great!

Adele, Vincent & Bella

The FOUR Musketeers said...

Sparky ! You're so cute with that pose :D

Lots of Mushy Hugs,
Four Musketeers

Charlie said...

Sparky Barky, you just march yourself into that store, and no one will be able to refuse you!

Noah the Airedale said...

Sparky mate!!!!!! Glad to hear you and your human are well. That's the main thing. We hope your girl gets all her work done by June. GOod luck!

Noah x

Moco said...

You are just too cute for words. We are looking forward to your full time return.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Welcome back, Sparky!
You always impress us with your skills, love the last picture, you stand guard like a boxer!
And the picture with you tilting your head, super cool, man!
Love you!

Anonymous said...

Hi Sparky! Good to see you again! Your human impressions are excellent! You are a very talented dog!

See ya!
Joey and Zeke

Tibby said...

Hi Sparky!!!
I'm happy to see that you are back and can't wait til June when you will have more free time! Your human impression skills are amazing!! You already do look super cool and I bet you'd have no trouble at all buying those hamburgers and Ice Cream!

Eric said...

Sparky you are way better than leggededs. They'll be tripping over themselves to serve you with burgers and ice cream- don't give yourself away by eating them both together tho!!!

Good luck to your leggeded in the school studies, paws crossed for her. Wagging good to see your handsome self!

Huge wiry wags pal, Eric xxx

Amber and Nala said...

Glad to know you are ok Sparky!!! Your human impression is pawesome! YOu could walk into the grocery store today and no one would notice a thing. ;)


Tee said...

Hello There Sparky,

We love your blog and especially pictures of you imitating them hoomans ... we're very impressed!

Licks and Wags

The Dog Woods Pack

Anonymous said...

Wow, Sparky, we just saw that you nominated us for the Awesome Blog Award over at the Bone Zone! That's so nice of you! We're so honored - thanks!

Your pals,
Joey and Zeke

parlance said...

Sparky, it's good to see you and your "attitude" back on the internet.

Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

Welcome back dear Sparkyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
We miss you a lot!!!!!!!With Bandana you look sooooooooooooo cool and sexy!!!!
We love you and your blog....and the part where you imitating humans are wonderful!!!
You only must learn hot to type on Pc and we couldn't distinguish you and humans nevermore!!!!!
Hope June arriving soon!!!!
Can't wait to see your adventures again!!!!
We love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great weekend!!!
Sweet kisses!!!

Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

Sparky, so glad to see you again with this hooman impression. You are so smart, sure you will get your ice cream yourself soon. I will only stand when Im excited or Im begging for

Monkey said...

Hi Sparky!
You look so well poised and so cute! Not every human can look as well as you do!

JB's Big World said...

Great to see you back! You look really handsome and balanced standing up in the pictures!

Southbay Girl said...

Sparky, I knew your hooman was probably busy! that's because my hooman is always busy too!!

Your hooman impressions are very good! I can't walk on my hind legs!! Very impressive!

Tell your hooman to study lots!!



Huskee and Hershey said...

Spaaaarky!!! You are back!!
Ummm.. I have a little request.. if and when you succeed, can you buy me some fries from McDonalds? Plus sundae if you don't mind.. :)

Simba and Jazzi said...

We are busy catching up with everyone after our weekend away.

Simba and Jazzi xxxx

Lady Kaos said...

Wow! I think you'll be able to walk into the grocery store soon! You should learn to drive next!!

Sharon said...

Hi Sparky! Great to see that you're ok. I think your human impressions are very good :)

Tell your mom good luck!

S and D

Teddy said...

Hi Sparky,
Your human impression is very convincing!! Maybe you can trick people into giving you snacks because they won't realize you're a dog (hee hee!)


Princess Eva and Brice said...

We want to apologize that we are so late to comment on your return. Momma was reformatting our blog and lost our blog list so we've been slowly recreating it.

BUT we are happy to have found you again and to hear that you are OK.

Princess Eva & Brice

P.S. thanks for the photo nomination.

Fred said...

Great human impressions! And we completely understand the busy-ness. Hang in there!

Sally G said...

What lovely pics, you are so hot!
We was really, really worried that you got lost or something.
We have a problem too...the dictation upright has been sicko and refused to blog till next week. Ha, wait for that blog.