Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The Fat Thief

I knew it! I knew that fat thing was a thief! Look, see what he's got? It's my burger! He stole it from me!


I'd try to take my burger back, but he'd use his claws on me!

When he found out it wasn't a real burger, he decided to keep it as some kind of decoration to go on his fat stomach.

Stupid White Cat! That beluga! He's so fat he can't even get back up on his feet. Serves him right for stealing my burger.

Can anydog help me get my burger back?

41 comments:

Sophie Brador said...

Woah! I'm not touching that. I've had my nose swatted by too many of those feliny things. Dude, that is one fat cat.

xo
SB

Snowball said...

That cat is really FAT!!! Look at that tummy!

Sparky, try to make him stand up so that the burger would drop then you can grab it. Perhaps you can try stealing one of his toys to get his attention?

Luv,
Snowball

Hammer said...

Hi Sparky
The photos are beautiful of your kitty friend. My next post is going to be about cats. Mum hasn't had a chance to do it yet. I'd try to help you get the burger except I'd probably steal it too.
Love from Hammer
PS Thank you very much for caring about Beau

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Sparky...
What about getting Lizzy to get him a REAL burger and he'll go waddling (since I'm guessing he's to fat to run) to get it and than you can run in and take your burger back!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Pugs & Kisses said...

When my fat cat steals my stuff I just let him... when he least expects it, I get it back. It's a good thing my mean cat has now claws or I might not have any eyes left.

Pug Mommy said...

That is one sneaky kitty!

Maya and Kena said...

Great pics!
And thanks fur praying fur me!
Wags and licks,
Kena

Goofy said...

hey, sparky!!! I'm on my way to get back the burger for u!!! grrrrrrr.... cats!!!! fat cat!!!!!!!!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sparky
Bite his tail! He will run away and you will get your toy back!
I hope it works!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Asta said...

Sparky

That cat is unweal..I can't believe
he's so fat that he can't get up...has he been eating a lot of weal hambuwgews???
He'll have to woll ovew sometime,then youw buwgew will woll off fow suwe
good luck,but don't touch him
smoochie kisses
Asta

serendipity said...

Bad bad cat!

Lacy said...

woofies Sparky, wowzers dat iz a biggg, fat cat...glad my yellow cat not dat fat...tell it we said give ya ur hamburger back and do it nows...heehee, but watch out fur the swattin claws...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

Amber-Mae said...

Woh! He's a real FATTY!!! I thought my two bad bad kitty sistas are obese but no, yours is fatter! That fella needs to go on a a diet & no, I'm not touching that burger either. I got swapped too many time too.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Amber said...

Hey Sparky, I'm Amber the Chi. The pics are hilarious!!! I bet you can take back your burger without him noticing.

Amber :)

Ferndoggle said...

Fatty McButterpants!! Yowza...I don't think your kitty needs any more burgers.

Penny

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Hi Sparky! we only chase cats when they move soooo you nip the fat cats butt & when she moves WE will chase ~ you get the burger!

oh so excited tx trio wagging out and ready to bark loud!

"ME N MY MILLION DOLLAR" said...

maybe l can help, l hate cats, woof, woof

Simba said...

Its a trap, don't fall for it.

Simba xx

TH said...

I never arrived very close to a cat. E that one is so fat. But we can try!

Thor

2shibas said...

Hmmm...this fat white cat is reminding me more and more of a certain fat red shiba. I think you know who I'm talking about.

Take it from me: there is not a damn thing you can do. It sucks, but the sooner you accept it, the less disappointment.

I feel your pain more than you know.

With deepest sympathy,
Wiley

Charlie said...

Just wade right in, Sparky... and be prepared to jump back. It's an agility thing, so you'll be great at it!!
- Charlie

T-man said...

Hee hee, why don't you chomp that burger away from kitty? He doesn't look interested in it anyway :)

Snowy & Crystal said...

Sparky - you gotta teach that cat a lesson :p

S and C

Moosie said...

CAT Alert!!

Moosie said...

Hi Sparky,
Those photos are so funny (esp the 'censored' one..).. I say you should use the photos as ransom and get your burger back!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh.. it sure looks very dangerous to get your buger back Sparky. Can you get your mom to buy you a new one instead? That'll be easier

~ Girl girl

River said...

LOL the fat cat looks hilarious!!

I'd bet you by the time you zoom in and grab the burger the fat cat wouldn't have even been able to turn on his side before you got outta claw range!!

River

JAZZ AND DIXIE said...

Good luck with getting your burger back. We are sorry we can be of no help to you Sparky as we are a bit afraid of cats.
Licks
Jazz and Dixie

Charlie dog said...

Hi Sparky

I have come up with a cunning plan to retrieve your burger. I have posted full instructions for you on my blog (involves a picture). Hope it works.

Woofs

Charlie Boy

http://charlie-dog.blogspot.com/

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Sparky,
We've been catching mousies lately, just put a mouse where he can see it & that will make him get up, hehehehe! Have a great weekend!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Momo :) said...

Sparky, those pictures are hilarious!!!

Have a good weekend!

Momo xoxo

4xBs said...

we'll help you, Sparky. we can bark and make that cat run fast. then your burger will go flying and Benson will grab it. then he will run around the house and make you chase him, but when he gets tired, he'll give it up and you will get your burger back.
woofers.

Bella said...

imba.jhhahhahaaaa
What great pictures !!
Wuffs
Bella

Arabella said...

Thanks for singing me Happy Birthday! I imagine it was quite lovely - I'd love to come over and chase that kitty of yours but then he might get skinnier and it would be even harder for you to get your toys back from him.

Maya and Kena said...

Heehee! Yep, I feel good!
Wags and licks,
Kena

Stanley said...

Sparky!

How much does that fat cat WEIGH?? Thirty, forty pounds? He looks like he weighs as much as you, buddy!

I'll take my chances with you if you want. I think you need to show that cat a lesson.

Good thing he didn't try to use your hamburger to try to cover up his privates! Who'd want it back then?

Goober love,
Stanley

Peanut said...

I think your cat might be fatter then ours. Holy moly

Simba said...

OMD! Sparky!! That's one fat cat!! BOL!

Simba

Bernard Hinault Lilje said...

OMG!! Your cat is almost as big as my friend Money. I have to let her know. Hey, maybe you can tempt her with food--hehehehe.

bernard

Ben_Benjamin said...

Wow Sparky, you got fatty at home too?? I got one with mom which I dont feel like getting near her....just leave it with the fat thing. We dog dont touch cat's thing.

Ashley said...

This is too funny! I didn't think it was real at first!
What you need to do is get your Mommy to get that string back out, sidetrack Kitty, and swoop in and get that burger back ;)