Food...

Ever had one of those days where you really want some of your human's food but they just won't give it to you?

Some dogs say the puppy eyes always work. Some say whining and begging will work. And some say you just gotta wait until your human's head is turned, and then you gotta grab the food as fast as you can. That's probably the best way to get the food. But... did you know there is still one more trick? It's a little trick White Cat (Fatso, Beluga, Chubs, ...) taught me. You wanna know what it is? It's staring at the food. And you know what? It doesn't work.

I keep on telling myself, "Don't listen to the cat, don't listen to the cat", and yet I always listen to the cat. I gotta get rid of that evil, fat cat one day... Anyway, White Cat told me how staring at things always makes you get your way. He stares at his food bowl, and it fills up. He stares at the door, and it opens. He stares at humans, and they pet him. Sometimes when he's staring at something, it'll take just a few minutes to happen, or it'll even take hours. But it always works. So he taught me how to stare at food. Since the staring trick works for White Cat, why not for me, too?

So I stared. And stared. (Can you see me?)

And I stared some more.

And, as I told you earlier in this post, it didn't work.

Never listen to a cat.