So I woke up today, Monday morning, all happy and cheerful and still in a party mood after a wonderful weekend. I went up to my human Lizzy, and gave her a goofy little smile. So, Lizzy, what are we gonna do today?
Lizzy looked back at me and said, "Hey Sparky! Guess what we're gonna do today?"
That's just what I asked you, Lizzy. Man, sometimes I wish humans could understand doggie language.
"Guess what we're gonna do today?," Lizzy asked again. "Today we're gonna take down your Christmas cards!"
She said we were gonna take down my Christmas cards, heh heh!... Er, wait a minute... What did she say? Did she say MY Christmas cards?!
(If I didn't already enter my evil eye picture in Deetz's contest, I'm sure this one would be a real winner)
Lizzy, you can take down your one Christmas card, but not my 80 + cards! I won't let you! They're mine!
Again, I wish humans could understand doggie language. She took down my cards.
Lizzy, it's only been 5 months... Couldn't they stay up a little longer? Just 6 or 7 more months? They'll be back in season then...
Sigh... It's gonna be a long 7 months 'till I get more Christmas cards again...