Friday, May 2, 2008

Sparky: Toilet Paper Roll Destroyer

Hello all my fabulous fellow furry friends! I would like to show you something...

This, is a toilet paper roll.

This, is me, impatiently waiting to get my paws on that toilet paper roll.

This, is what the toilet paper roll and I look like together.

This, is what I look like when I suddenly have the urge to kill the toilet paper roll.

And this, is what a dead toilet paper roll looks like.

My work here is done.

44 comments:

Abby said...

Hi, Sparky...

You are really great at that toilet paper thing...

I'm pretty good at it,too, but I've never been able to balance it on my nose like that...

Good job...

Abby xxxooo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sparky, Thank you for your kind words. We mislabeled Simon Cowell's need to stick together. Don't worry. I know just how you feel. And, no, I don't believe you're a Simon either.


If you run into a short chap wearing a goatee, mustache and 10 gallon hat, it just might be me.

Percy,
Jan's Funny Farm

Goofy said...

This must be fun destroying.. but how do u do that balancing?? I wish I could do that too, to earn more treats..

Love
Goofy

Joe Stains said...

I never get to play with cool stuff like that, I need to go talk to my humans.

Dewey Dewster said...

Sparky, ya are amazing..those faces ya make are really somethin'...we never get toilet paper rolls...in fact Gram will never even put a kleenex in the waste basket cause my dear departed Grampap, Alfie, used ta eat em up...yep he did...'en my Mom eats the empty toilet paper rolls too...what stange things we do, huh?

Dewey Dewster here.....

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Sparky,
Good job on destroying the tp roll. Do they put it on your nose & then make you wait before the ok to destroy?? Sure looks like you have a good time with it. We never seem to get any of those around here. Hmmmmm, better watch to see what Mama does with them. Hope you have a great weekend & Koi Sparky sure is eating like a little piggy, tee hee.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Good job!

Four pawz UP!!

Woo need to chekhk what my BFF Sitka did a few weeks ago!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Amber-Mae said...

Sparky,m toilet paper rolls are fun aren't they? You did a great job killing it.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sparky!
Good job! And great sequence of pictures!
Have a great weekend
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Silka said...
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Abby said...

Hi, again, Sparky...

Thanks for the info on the Ocean...I feel better about it now...

Abby xxxooo

Arabella said...

Wow Sparky,
That's a pretty amazing talent you've got. Give my complements to your mom, K love the pictures.

Puppy Kisses,
Arabella

Lacy said...

woof's sparky, heehee me likes to trwy to take the toliet papaer outta mamas hand when she is trwyin to use it...

b safe,
~rocky~

Asta said...

Sparky
Excellent job!!!!
You awe supewat this..and Ilove the toilet woll on youw nosey befowe it's demise, hehehe
thank you fow youw nice wowds about Mommi, she's twying to get bettew weal hawd..and I'm a big help she says.
I hope you have a spectacoolaw weekend
smoochie kisses
Asta

Candi said...

Hey Sparky How did you know about that game ..... i've been playing that game for sometime now the only thing is ails has got wise and keeps the toilet door shut so i get in....


lots of licks


xox

Hero said...

I love killing toilet paper rolls too!! I just killed a paper towel roll last night. I like them better than toilet paper rolls, because it's rare when I get one and because there's so much more to destroy! You've got to try it sometime!

much love,
Hero

Toffee said...

Sparky!
My mom thanks you for her birthday lick/kiss! She also hopes that you are having a pawsome weekend! Has the weather improved out there? It is rainy and cold here today.

Charlie said...

Good work, Sparky -- I think it's dead! My friend Gabbie likes to do the same thing.
- Charlie

Gus and Louie said...

Louie has decided that toilet paper does not belong on the roll. Lots of times we look up and Louie is pulling paper off the roll. Now the roll sits on the back of the toilet in a basket. The one upstairs is on the sink.


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Gaia the Airedale said...

Sparky look at you go! Thanks for stopping by and saying hello! A Canadian Poodle - you are too cute hehe. I just cant wait to go on the aireplane and meet my new owners, its so soon!

puppy breath
-Gaia

Noah the Airedale said...

That toilet paper roll had it coming!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Ronin_The_Pug said...

Hey Sparky! Hahahahahah! You are sooo funny! Tell you the truth I love to eat toilet paper... I try to steal as much as I can! :)
Huuugs!

CoCo said...

Sparky...you show that toilet paper role who is the boss! Now, have you ever tried a Paper Towel Roll? That should give you some fun. I just do not like that one when my Daddy speaks to me through it...it makes funny sounds!

Hugs,
CoCo

River said...

You've got brilliant technique there Sparky!!

River

JAZZ AND DIXIE said...

Nice Work Sparky! You showed that toilet paper roll! Dixie used to go into the bathroom and knock them of the holder and chews empty rolls but we never thought of attacking them while the paper was still on.
Lix
J&D

parlance said...

Paper... a great toy and cheap too. Thank goodness for paper and cardboard.

Lola Smiles said...

Sparky: you are full of attitude dude!! Love it!

Momo & Pinot said...

Pinot is here!!! I LOVE playing with toilet paper!

Momo & Pinot

Moco said...

Good job Sparky! Dawson would have eaten it and Grammie would have found it when she picked up the poo.

Drunkbunny said...

Moose (my St. Bernard) steals brand-new rolls of TP from the bathroom where the holder is broken. Then he chews a few hunks off the end (just enough to ruin the roll and make his poo white). Then he has no interest in the TP roll any more and seeks to destroy a new one. I don't know why I'd be happier if he'd just destroy the whole thing, rather than ruining it JUUUUSSSSTTT beyond the point where it will ever be usable again. ;)

Southbay Girl said...

Woo hoo! Sparky loves to destroy Toilet paper rolls! how fun! very impressive!

velcro

Gus and Louie said...

Yes we really get to herd sheep next Saturday. We can hardly wait.

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Sparky! way fun huh?! though me Crikit purfur the paper towel rolls maybe cos it takes longer woo knows

Love Licks

pee ess: I coulda never balanced it cos it's meant to be destroyed immediately xo

4xBs said...

hi Sparky, you are a super destroyer of toilet paper rolls. that's got to be a fun job. you are a highly trained professional.

woofs.

Candi said...

Hi Sparky,, Just to let you know i have tagged you to play MEMOIR MEME.



lots of licks xox

Thor said...

Sparky,
You did a good job destroying that toilet paper!

Thor

Deefor said...

Good job recycling that into a toy and then a mess. I love the way you balance it on your nose.

Deefor

Amber the Chihuahua said...

Hey Sparky, great pics again! I'm sure you kill the toilet paper roll very quickly.

Amber :)

Girl Girl Hamster said...

You sure did a pawsome job on that Sparky

~ Girl girl

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Sparky!

Nice Tutorial! And so easy to follow. I can't wait long enough to balance anything on my nose! But I enjoy the art that you made all over the floor!

May 8th is National Stuffie Appreciation Day! Get out the best pictures of you and your favorite stuffies!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Xsara ... said...

Oh yeah - I have the same urge about plastic bottles! And yoghurt cups! And ice cream sticks! And I also like toilet paper rolls! Well done, Sparky, well done :)

Ferndoggle said...

I haven't destroyed TP in a LOooooong time. But now I'm reminded of what a good time it is...

Lola

Fred said...

Shredding tissues is the MOST fun! But I've never tried balancing anything on my nose. You are talented!

Asta said...

Sparky sweetie
I will send you a special pinatat full of tennis balls and cheese..OK??
I think those have to be special owdewed and delivewed by Aiw Ruby ow something..these just have tweats in them..hope you had a gweat Weekend
smoochie kisses
Asta