Saturday, June 7, 2008

Sparky: Stuffie Destroyer

Last night I was happily playing with my stuffies from the 4xB's under the piano bench, when my human walked past. As she walked past, she gave me a little glance and said, "Hi doggy woggy".

Then all of a sudden she stopped walking and turned around to face me again, noticing that I looked a little different than normal...

What's different about me? I look fine, don't I? What are you staring at?! I didn't do anything wrong! Huh? That white stuff on my chin? Oh, my little white goatee just grew, that's all!


You don't believe me? No, I didn't kill my stuffie! Really! I was just operating on my loofa dog, when all of a sudden it went kaBOOM! I didn'y try to kill him, I was just trying to help him... But something obviously went wrong during the operation and his guts (and a squeaker, too) exploded all over the place! I tried to save him, really, but it was just too late! Please don't blame me for his death! I miss him already... Maybe if I cover the worst part of his exploded body with my head, no one will notice...


Oh well, I guess dead is dead and there's nothing left I can do for my loofa... I'll miss him terribly, though.

Maybe if I start operating on my pink piggie it'll help me to forget about the horrible death of my loofa...

60 comments:

Arabella said...

Sparks,

Your stuffies are disappearing fast. Maybe if you'll chew them all up you'll get some new ones. That's how it works for me.

Arabella

Peanut said...

Oh good job on the operation of the loofa. Pink piggie will be better in no time also i am sure

Toffee said...

Sparky!
Oh! Your poor loofah toy! Does Lizzy not understand that you are just trying to help?! I am sorry that you got those stuffie guts all over you...if it makes you feel better my mom got poop sprayed in her face - YES you read correctly it was POOP...I tried to console my mom by telling her how grrrEAT dog poop is to eat and that she should try it...she wasn't about to follow my advice...
I hope your stuffie is okay.
woof,
toffee

Southbay Girl said...

Sparky...you killed your stuffie!!!! Woo hoo

Velcro

Dewey Dewster said...

Sparky....ya know we do the same thing ta our stuffies...we play so hard that first thing ya know there is white stuff comin' out.....my Gram takes 'em 'n puts 'em in the stuffie hospital....'n when she gets a bunch of 'em, she brings out 'r sewing box 'n sews 'em back up. We get really excited when that box comes out....we know we're gonna see a long lost friend again at least until he looses his stuffin' again.....ya think they'd sew 'em better in the first place....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Tasha & Eva said...

Poor baby, apparently you did inherit the "must kill stuffy" gene.

Thanks for the tag, I'll try to do it next week.

Princess Eva

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sparky!
I am so sorry something went wrong with the loofa surgery! Can it be fixed??
Lets see what is in the future of your pink piggie!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

River said...

We love loofahs to death! Their life expectancy is pretty short though no matter how healthy they look.

Love & wags,
River

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

It looks as if woo have bekhome part Sibe!

Fur fur fur evFURRYwhere!!

Good job Sparky!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

CoCo said...

Sparky,

We are totally alike in this talent. My stuffies always need operations, except my Mama usually finds the fuzz evidence in my poop and not on my chin.

Hugs,
CoCo

Snowball said...

LOL. Way to go, Sparky. You can come over to destroy some of my stuffies for me if you want.

Luv
Snowball

Pacco de Mongrel said...

stuffies are meant to be destroy anyway

Noah the Airedale said...

Sorry to hear about loofa dog Sparky. He was cute too.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Abby said...

Hi, Sparky...

How did the operation on piggie go? Was it a success?

I never kill my stuffies...But I am a terror when it comes to paper...Those toilet paper rolls don't have a chance...

Abby xxxooo

JAZZ AND DIXIE said...

Hi Sparky
Several of our loofah pups suffered the same fate at the hands of Jazz over the years! Mum sews them up but there is only so much saving that can be done. Some of them are gone forever. We have two at the moment but mum doesn't leave them out anymmore and keeps them locked in a cupboard.
Lix
J&D

Amici said...

Too cute. You make stuffy destroying sound so innocent. :P

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Don't just just hate when that happens! They need to make those thing indestructible! What do our humans expect???

JB's Big World said...

You look so cute with that sprouted goatee! Next time, better get rid of the evidence quicker before the camera comes out!
--JB

Moco said...

I see nothing wrong with the way you look or what you are doing.

Hero said...

Poor stuffie!! I'm sure you did all you could to save him, Sparky. I loved your little goatee! Makes you little very suave.

much love,
Hero

Snowy & Crystal said...

LOL Sparky - we are just like you :p

S&C

Joe Stains said...

oh no, sploding stuffies have made it your way, this is terrible!

4xBs said...

hi Sparky, it's so sad when stuffies explode and die and leave their stuffy guts everywhere. it makes an innocent dog look guilty and that's just not fair. sometimes it's difficult to hide evidence though, when it's sticking to your chin! hee hee. that's what happens to stuffies at our house too. we're glad you are enjoying your toys.

woofs.

Thor said...

Poor loofa dog, Sparky!
I hope that the operation of pink piggie was well!

Thor

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Sparky,
Hmmm.. the hoomans just don't understand the demands of being a 'Pawfessional Surgeon'.. we try to save our toys but somehow, we get blamed for killing them. I tell you, it's tough being a dog..

Southbay Girl said...

Sparky...did you destoy any new stuffies today???? I hope you had a great weekend!!

Velcro

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

I am sure you were being framed.

Love
Boy

parlance said...

I love that second photo!

Momoko said...

Hi,You sometimes look like a philosopher.

Clover said...

Hi Sparky,
Oh this post is very funny but I can't see the pictures for some reason - I bet they are hilarious! I will come back soon to check if they work - it's probably my silly computer.
Love Clover xo

Xsara ... said...

You would expect humans to know that stuffies really do explode sometimes. Happens to me too, and I bet there are doggies all over the world who have already witnessed such a disaster. What can you do, stuffies have a short lifespan anyway, so...

BrandytheGreat said...

Well,
Dear Loofa,
May you CLEAN IN PEACE.
Brandy and Gang.

Deetz said...

My mum can't stop laughing
Deetz

Clover said...

Me again Sparky! I can see the pictures now - I love your stuffy fluff goatee! Haha...
I didn't get your package yet, but maybe tonight? I will make Mom and Dad take me directly to the post office when they get home!
Love Clover xo

Tofu Burger said...

Hi Sparky... that is a really cool look. I think it's called a 'soul patch'! You've got 'Soul' brother!!

loves,
Tofu

Lola Smiles said...

Yo Sparky! You should be getting my gifts any day now!


Love the 'goatee' look!

luv ya
lola smiles

Deefor said...

Dr. Sparky
Looks like you were only trying to save their lives. Can't help it if the patient died.

Deefor

happy said...

Nice goatee there, Sparky! Hehehe...

Ferndoggle said...

I've had a loofa once too...he didn't last long.

And I'll try to send you some of our heat...it's supposed to be in the low 80s by the end of the week here.

Penny

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh exploding stuffies are scary

~ Girl girl

"ME N MY MILLION DOLLAR" said...

haha, trying to be a quak huh! a doc l mean.

CASPER AND PALS said...

We have those exploding stuffies over at our place too.

I wonder why they keep doing that?

Fred said...

Wow, Sparky, didn't know you had a pink piggie, too! heehee
I loves to chew on my stuffies. First, I tear their eyes out; then I find that squeaker! Then I just de-fluff them. heehee
Have fun!

Asta said...

Sparky
The same splosions happen to me allthe time..I just don't undewstand why??smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lenny said...

Sparky, I think your goatee is very "fetching"! :) It's a good look for you!

Do you play the piano? My dad does. I like to sit under the piano bench too.

Your friend, Lenny

Lady Kaos said...

I think I know why you didn't have any stuffies for Stuffy Appreciation Day! lol
Kaos

Willow the Black Dale said...

Sparky....can't Lizzy fix your botched operation? Save the loofa!!! You do look adorable hiding the mistake.

Nose Pokes,
Willow

BWTH Dog House said...

Sparky, dont feel sorry for that. You have did your best in that operation and we are so proud of you. I am sure the loofa will understand too.

slurpy licks,
BenBen

Deetz said...

I just love your lil white beard, Sparky.....That is an awesome photo. Thanks for stopping by and your comments about Gizmo...I got a paper towel cast last night which was awesome
Deetz
Happy Wednesday to you and your family

ToFFee said...

Aww Sparky,

I'm sure you didn't mean to opawrate on your stuffie.. I'm sure it exploded..

Why doesn't hooman believe what we're saying?


Wuffs!
Toffee

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Sparky! Your poor loofa dog! It sounds like it was his time to go...sad but true. Though that stuffed piggy looks like lots of fun! Heheheeh, you made me and my human giggle big time with your newly grown stuffy beard...

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Deetz said...

Whatever works to get all those kissies and hugges and stuff...I always want to be treated like a puppie even though I am getting bigger. It just makes my heart feel better....Don't you just love the way it makes your heart feel?
Deetz
Hope your footie is okay today

KEY WEST COLLIES said...

Wow, some of our friends have had those exploding stuffies. They sure sound scary.

Essex & Deacon

Toby said...

Good job with the stuffy!!! I personally think the white mustouche look totally works for you.

Tobes

Sophie Brador said...

Dear Dr. Macaroni,

Surgery is a very tricky thing and once in a while, we lose a patient or two. You must not blame yourself. There will always be another one to operate on.

xo
SB

Amber said...

Hey Sparky, haha, the goatee is really funny. I like to kill some stuffies during my free time.

~Amber~

George the Pup said...

Oh I love the goatee!

I say stuffies were made to be destroyed, but Mommy doesn't agree - she's always trying to sew them back up for me. Duh, I killed it so I could have a new one!!!

Nanette said...

Thanks for visiting Stella's blog Sparky.
Y'know, I think those loofas are defective. The same thing happened to Stella's. One minute they were playing nice, the next minute a heartbroken (yet still somehow slightly satisfied) Stella was standing amidst fluff, pick stuff, and a squesky.

Eric said...

Hey Sparky, sorry bout the operation on the loofa dog going wrong hope the piggie survives his. Wonder if they have though of taking out medical insurance?

Wags, Eric

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sigh. You remind us of Buddy. He kills everything he touches too. But we love him.

purrs and tail wags