Then all of a sudden she stopped walking and turned around to face me again, noticing that I looked a little different than normal...
What's different about me? I look fine, don't I? What are you staring at?! I didn't do anything wrong! Huh? That white stuff on my chin? Oh, my little white goatee just grew, that's all!
You don't believe me? No, I didn't kill my stuffie! Really! I was just operating on my loofa dog, when all of a sudden it went kaBOOM! I didn'y try to kill him, I was just trying to help him... But something obviously went wrong during the operation and his guts (and a squeaker, too) exploded all over the place! I tried to save him, really, but it was just too late! Please don't blame me for his death! I miss him already... Maybe if I cover the worst part of his exploded body with my head, no one will notice...
Oh well, I guess dead is dead and there's nothing left I can do for my loofa... I'll miss him terribly, though.
Maybe if I start operating on my pink piggie it'll help me to forget about the horrible death of my loofa...
60 comments:
Sparks,
Your stuffies are disappearing fast. Maybe if you'll chew them all up you'll get some new ones. That's how it works for me.
Arabella
Oh good job on the operation of the loofa. Pink piggie will be better in no time also i am sure
Sparky!
Oh! Your poor loofah toy! Does Lizzy not understand that you are just trying to help?! I am sorry that you got those stuffie guts all over you...if it makes you feel better my mom got poop sprayed in her face - YES you read correctly it was POOP...I tried to console my mom by telling her how grrrEAT dog poop is to eat and that she should try it...she wasn't about to follow my advice...
I hope your stuffie is okay.
woof,
toffee
Sparky...you killed your stuffie!!!! Woo hoo
Velcro
Sparky....ya know we do the same thing ta our stuffies...we play so hard that first thing ya know there is white stuff comin' out.....my Gram takes 'em 'n puts 'em in the stuffie hospital....'n when she gets a bunch of 'em, she brings out 'r sewing box 'n sews 'em back up. We get really excited when that box comes out....we know we're gonna see a long lost friend again at least until he looses his stuffin' again.....ya think they'd sew 'em better in the first place....
Dewey Dewster here.....
Poor baby, apparently you did inherit the "must kill stuffy" gene.
Thanks for the tag, I'll try to do it next week.
Princess Eva
Hi, Sparky!
I am so sorry something went wrong with the loofa surgery! Can it be fixed??
Lets see what is in the future of your pink piggie!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
We love loofahs to death! Their life expectancy is pretty short though no matter how healthy they look.
Love & wags,
River
It looks as if woo have bekhome part Sibe!
Fur fur fur evFURRYwhere!!
Good job Sparky!!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sparky,
We are totally alike in this talent. My stuffies always need operations, except my Mama usually finds the fuzz evidence in my poop and not on my chin.
Hugs,
CoCo
LOL. Way to go, Sparky. You can come over to destroy some of my stuffies for me if you want.
Luv
Snowball
stuffies are meant to be destroy anyway
Sorry to hear about loofa dog Sparky. He was cute too.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
Hi, Sparky...
How did the operation on piggie go? Was it a success?
I never kill my stuffies...But I am a terror when it comes to paper...Those toilet paper rolls don't have a chance...
Abby xxxooo
Hi Sparky
Several of our loofah pups suffered the same fate at the hands of Jazz over the years! Mum sews them up but there is only so much saving that can be done. Some of them are gone forever. We have two at the moment but mum doesn't leave them out anymmore and keeps them locked in a cupboard.
Lix
J&D
Too cute. You make stuffy destroying sound so innocent. :P
Don't just just hate when that happens! They need to make those thing indestructible! What do our humans expect???
You look so cute with that sprouted goatee! Next time, better get rid of the evidence quicker before the camera comes out!
--JB
I see nothing wrong with the way you look or what you are doing.
Poor stuffie!! I'm sure you did all you could to save him, Sparky. I loved your little goatee! Makes you little very suave.
much love,
Hero
LOL Sparky - we are just like you :p
S&C
oh no, sploding stuffies have made it your way, this is terrible!
hi Sparky, it's so sad when stuffies explode and die and leave their stuffy guts everywhere. it makes an innocent dog look guilty and that's just not fair. sometimes it's difficult to hide evidence though, when it's sticking to your chin! hee hee. that's what happens to stuffies at our house too. we're glad you are enjoying your toys.
woofs.
Poor loofa dog, Sparky!
I hope that the operation of pink piggie was well!
Thor
Hi Sparky,
Hmmm.. the hoomans just don't understand the demands of being a 'Pawfessional Surgeon'.. we try to save our toys but somehow, we get blamed for killing them. I tell you, it's tough being a dog..
Sparky...did you destoy any new stuffies today???? I hope you had a great weekend!!
Velcro
I am sure you were being framed.
Love
Boy
I love that second photo!
Hi,You sometimes look like a philosopher.
Hi Sparky,
Oh this post is very funny but I can't see the pictures for some reason - I bet they are hilarious! I will come back soon to check if they work - it's probably my silly computer.
Love Clover xo
You would expect humans to know that stuffies really do explode sometimes. Happens to me too, and I bet there are doggies all over the world who have already witnessed such a disaster. What can you do, stuffies have a short lifespan anyway, so...
Well,
Dear Loofa,
May you CLEAN IN PEACE.
Brandy and Gang.
My mum can't stop laughing
Deetz
Me again Sparky! I can see the pictures now - I love your stuffy fluff goatee! Haha...
I didn't get your package yet, but maybe tonight? I will make Mom and Dad take me directly to the post office when they get home!
Love Clover xo
Hi Sparky... that is a really cool look. I think it's called a 'soul patch'! You've got 'Soul' brother!!
loves,
Tofu
Yo Sparky! You should be getting my gifts any day now!
Love the 'goatee' look!
luv ya
lola smiles
Dr. Sparky
Looks like you were only trying to save their lives. Can't help it if the patient died.
Deefor
Nice goatee there, Sparky! Hehehe...
I've had a loofa once too...he didn't last long.
And I'll try to send you some of our heat...it's supposed to be in the low 80s by the end of the week here.
Penny
Oh exploding stuffies are scary
~ Girl girl
haha, trying to be a quak huh! a doc l mean.
We have those exploding stuffies over at our place too.
I wonder why they keep doing that?
Wow, Sparky, didn't know you had a pink piggie, too! heehee
I loves to chew on my stuffies. First, I tear their eyes out; then I find that squeaker! Then I just de-fluff them. heehee
Have fun!
Sparky
The same splosions happen to me allthe time..I just don't undewstand why??smoochie kisses
ASTA
Sparky, I think your goatee is very "fetching"! :) It's a good look for you!
Do you play the piano? My dad does. I like to sit under the piano bench too.
Your friend, Lenny
I think I know why you didn't have any stuffies for Stuffy Appreciation Day! lol
Kaos
Sparky....can't Lizzy fix your botched operation? Save the loofa!!! You do look adorable hiding the mistake.
Nose Pokes,
Willow
Sparky, dont feel sorry for that. You have did your best in that operation and we are so proud of you. I am sure the loofa will understand too.
slurpy licks,
BenBen
I just love your lil white beard, Sparky.....That is an awesome photo. Thanks for stopping by and your comments about Gizmo...I got a paper towel cast last night which was awesome
Deetz
Happy Wednesday to you and your family
Aww Sparky,
I'm sure you didn't mean to opawrate on your stuffie.. I'm sure it exploded..
Why doesn't hooman believe what we're saying?
Wuffs!
Toffee
Sparky! Your poor loofa dog! It sounds like it was his time to go...sad but true. Though that stuffed piggy looks like lots of fun! Heheheeh, you made me and my human giggle big time with your newly grown stuffy beard...
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Whatever works to get all those kissies and hugges and stuff...I always want to be treated like a puppie even though I am getting bigger. It just makes my heart feel better....Don't you just love the way it makes your heart feel?
Deetz
Hope your footie is okay today
Wow, some of our friends have had those exploding stuffies. They sure sound scary.
Essex & Deacon
Good job with the stuffy!!! I personally think the white mustouche look totally works for you.
Tobes
Dear Dr. Macaroni,
Surgery is a very tricky thing and once in a while, we lose a patient or two. You must not blame yourself. There will always be another one to operate on.
xo
SB
Hey Sparky, haha, the goatee is really funny. I like to kill some stuffies during my free time.
~Amber~
Oh I love the goatee!
I say stuffies were made to be destroyed, but Mommy doesn't agree - she's always trying to sew them back up for me. Duh, I killed it so I could have a new one!!!
Thanks for visiting Stella's blog Sparky.
Y'know, I think those loofas are defective. The same thing happened to Stella's. One minute they were playing nice, the next minute a heartbroken (yet still somehow slightly satisfied) Stella was standing amidst fluff, pick stuff, and a squesky.
Hey Sparky, sorry bout the operation on the loofa dog going wrong hope the piggie survives his. Wonder if they have though of taking out medical insurance?
Wags, Eric
Sigh. You remind us of Buddy. He kills everything he touches too. But we love him.
purrs and tail wags
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