The Cats

I decided I should introduce the cats of the family. It would be nice for you to know who I have to live with. Did you know that cats can make great dog toys? My favorite thing to do with them is to sneak up behind them very quietly, and then I bark super loud! It scares them so much!

First, I'll introduce you to Marble. Marble loves wildlife, a lot like my human Lizzy. But, she also loves wildlife a lot differently than Lizzy. Lizzy and Marble both love to be outside where there's lots of grass, dirt, trees, and flowers. They both love to sit very still and watch the wild animals. However, Lizzy watches them with love and respect and cameras, while Marble watches them with thoughts such as, "Where's a good place to pounce on the bird from? What kind of cool moves should I use to catch that squirrel?".







Now, here's Rascal. She's actually Marble's mother. She also likes wildlife the way Marble does. Rascal is the craziest cat of all. I'm sure she's missing a few pieces of her brain. She might look cute...


but...


Do not be mistaken! She's evil. Just look at those claws


And those fangs!



And last, but not least, there's White Cat. White Cat is also known as Fatso, Smudge Pudge, Fat Cat, Kitty Cow, and Beluga. He is lazy. And he's quite fat (as you may have guessed my his nicknames). But, he is the friendliest cat of all. He loves to cuddle and roll in dirt. He's to lazy to bath himself, so Lizzy baths him in the laundry sink. His favorite place to sleep is the middle of the street. He's been sleeping there for nearly 10 years, and has not yet been made into a cat pancake. People have to get out of their cars and pick him and and carry him to the side of the road. White Cat also steals food. He went inside a neighbor's house and stole their dough nut. Our other neighbors have also caught him with his paw in their fishbowl.


On Easter Day we colored him, because he was the perfect shape for an easter egg.




Here's a picture of us being cool together.



So, now you know what other toys (cats) I live with. I hope you enjoyed reading about them!